Fuck This Punctuation Mark (.)

Patricia Marie Smith is coming to town. I can't stand that bitch. Just when I get myself all situated, here her punkass comes 'round the corner; coming to kill my life. With her water-retaining, stomach-cramping, acne-aggravating, crying over love songs and Disney movies brand of bullshit. I can't sleep, at this moment I could probably eat my weight in Godiva, and my face is an oil slick. Yeah. Fuck her for getting off on making me miserable. Geeeez, what'd I ever do to her??? Shhhh, bigass hormonal bully. Such a big bully that she forced me to write a bunch of haikus. See look...

Black Girls Don't Read So Good
You must want to be
white because you have a big
vocabulary.

Purebred
Yes I am a bitch.
Loyal as a dog and will
bite if you cross me.

Concentrate Hard While Coloring
Kids are most lovely
when they don't realize that
they are being watched.

Mary J. Blige
You would not know real
love if it ran up and socked
you in the damn face.

Brown Paper Bag Test
How dare I not be
light-skinned enough for you to
think me beautiful.

Miet Vai
You counted to me.
But my count was not enough
for you to count me.



What literary regurgitation have we here?!?!? Yeah. This is how Patricia decimates hope and destroys lives lol. Bleeeh, at least a long weekend is on deck :D, I'll have to slip Patricia a ruffie if I plan to have any fun though. It just so happens.... ::rattles pill bottle in the air::